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Sci-Phi
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Speculative Fiction |
Comic and Hard Sci-Fi |
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Xeo Woolfe - Intergalactic Pest Controller.
“If it can eat your head – we’ll kill it – dead.” (Lazer Gunny Sergeant Flowars,
GIARS Deep Space Regiment, 2750.) |
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Join Commander Xeo Woolfe, alien-monster hunter extraordinaire, and his specialist team of galactic government-funded
squabbling scientists, somnolescent soldiers, psychotic ship's cooks, and an assortment
of other beings of uncertain species and designation, as they seek out the most
ugly and most dangerous vermin in the galaxy, and pick fights with them. Laser Gunny-Sergeant
Joseph Flowars and his crack team of semi-retired deep space search-destroy-rescuer-rangers
have Xeo covered with grunt-poet attitudes and an array of planet-crunching technologies
like the hand-held plasma howitzer and various other SSBFG's (Special, Shiny Big-Firing
Guns). Xeo is the swashbuckling Captain and resident space-ace. He is as gullible
as a toddler, but capable of flashes of super-sentient brilliance under pressure.
Some of his more academic crewmates quietly suspect that there is more to him than
meets the eye. Buddles is the eloquent, but eccentric ship's philosopher, who helps
with the really scary stuff. Shiz -
the astro-bio-physicist that can't speak a word of English because he has the wrong mouth
parts - is smarter than the rest of the crew put together - or so he suspects. Gunny
and his greying brethren in the deep space tactical search-destroy and rescue regiment
are like a squad of muscular grandads packing thermonuclear heat. It's certainly
a recipe for mayhem - and Xeo Woolfe and his crew pack plenty of punch-line on their
journey to the galactic public service hall of fame. Can they make it there without
getting gobble-chaosed or alimentaried? One thing is for sure - there will be some
bug-plugging and globe-roasting on the way to finding out... |
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